There was an old lady who swallowed a spider
That wiggled and jiggled and tickled insider her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
I guess she'll die.
I'm taking stomach meds to counteract the pain created by my other pain meds that I'm taking for my neck.
They wanted to give me morphine, but then I thought of this picture of Amy Winehouse and decided against it.
Here's to you, acetaminophen/caffeine/codeine, and here's to you novo-ranidine ranitidine HCL! (the latter's basically zantac at twice the dosage... and it was a lot more dramatic from over here, 'cause I took each pill after I typed its name. I'm so awesome).
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Never.. under any circumstances must you exhibit that picture of Amy Winehouse again. ... NEVER
^^^What he said! I nearly *puked*.
Beyond that, ewww... But if they make you feel better, then super.
Hehehe, I would have embedded it, but wwtdd didn't let me copy the URL.
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